Howsabout Laundry Day Gargamel?
Picture (or perhaps don't) Gargie in a patched & pilled pair of brick red long-johns, bending over a cauldron of suds with an old-fashioned washing board. His freshly-scrubbed tunics are pegged to a line behind him (that they are clean is the only positive you can say about them). A lone red sock, on a nefarious mission to dye his wash pink, hangs out of the cauldron. A box of laundry soap, bought in bulk of course, lies at his feet.
Picture (or perhaps don't) Gargie in a patched & pilled pair of brick red long-johns, bending over a cauldron of suds with an old-fashioned washing board. His freshly-scrubbed tunics are pegged to a line behind him (that they are clean is the only positive you can say about them). A lone red sock, on a nefarious mission to dye his wash pink, hangs out of the cauldron. A box of laundry soap, bought in bulk of course, lies at his feet.
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